09.15.05
Erma Bombeck Quotes
Erma Bombeck Quotes
Erma Bombeck Quotes
Have you any idea how many kids it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen? Three. It takes one to say, ‘What light?’ and two more to say, ‘I didn’t turn it on.’
- Erma Bombeck
My mother would forgive me if I were unfaithful to my husband as long as I polish the back of my refrigerator once a week.
- Erma Bombeck
Worry is like a rocking chair: It gives you something to do, but it doesn’t get you anywere.
- Erma Bombeck
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, ‘I used everything you gave me.’
- Erma Bombeck
