10.17.05
Erma Bombeck Quotes
Erma Bombeck Quotes
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
- Erma Bombeck
Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.
- Erma Bombeck
To my three children. If I blow it raising them, nothing else I do will matter very much.
- Erma Bombeck
