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Chocolate Quotes
Chocolate Quotes
As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate.
- Sandra Boynton
Double fudge chocolate devil’s food cake is so sinfully succulant it makes manna, (angel food) look evil.
- Art Tugman 10-20-05
I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And since he’s so busy, you’d probably have to run up to him and hand it to him.
- Jack Handey
Message on a t-shirt:
“EMERGENCY ALERT: If wearer of this shirt is found vacant, listless, or depressed,
ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE IMMEDIATELY.”
