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Dave Barry Quotes
Dave Barry Quotes
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
- Dave Barry
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
- Dave Barry
The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished, and put inside boxes.
- Dave Barry - “The Taming of the Screw”
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
- Dave Barry
