01.26.06

Deep Thoughts Quotes - Jack Handey Quotes

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Deep Thoughts Quotes

Jack Handey Quotes

I guess I kinda lost control, because in the middle of the play I ran up and lit the evil puppet villain on fire. No, I didn’t. Just kidding. I just said that to illustrate one of the human emotions, which is freaking out. Another emotion is greed, as when someone kills someone for money, or something like that. Another emotion is generosity, as when you pay someone double what he paid for his stupid puppet.
- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And since he’s so busy, you’d probably have to run up to him and hand it to him
- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don’t just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.
- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

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