02.04.06
P. J. O’Rourke Quotes
P. J. O’Rourke Quotes
Never serve oysters in a month that has no paycheck in it.
- P. J. O’Rourke
Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
- P. J. O’Rourke
Living wills should be very specific about the definition of ‘brain dead’ and not so carelessly worded that they can be enacted by greedy heirs if you foot goes to sleep.
- P. J. O’Rourke
The weirder you’re going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with green hair and three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person.
- P. J. O’Rourke
A woman should dress to attract attention. To attract the most attention, a woman should be either nude or wearing something as expensive as getting her nude is going to be.
- P. J. O’Rourke
