02.04.06
P. J. O’Rourke Quotes
P. J. O’Rourke Quotes
Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system.
- P. J. O’Rourke
You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they’re going.
- P. J. O’Rourke
You can’t get rid of poverty by giving people money.
- P. J. O’Rourke
Its easy to understand why the cat has eclipsed the dog as modern America’s favorite pet. People like pets to possess the same qualities they do. Cats are irresponsible and recognize no authority, yet are completely dependent on others for their material needs. Cats cannot be made to do anything useful. Cats are mean for the fun of it.
- P. J. O’Rourke
One of the annoying things about believing in free will and individual responsibility is the difficulty of finding somebody to blame your problems on. And when you do find somebody, it’s remarkable how often his picture turns up on your driver’s license.
- P. J. O’Rourke
No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we’re looking for the sources of our troubles, we shouldn’t test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.
- P. J. O’Rourke
