02.15.06
Funny Quotes
Funny Quotes
“I sometimes get a funny feeling, that Alicia Witt has to shut down half her cerebellum to have a conversation with me.”
- Chuck Lorre
I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that either.
- Jack Benny
“You can pretend to be serious but you can’t pretend to be funny.”
- Sacha Guitry
‘Tain’t funny, McGee!
- Molly McGee
Some audience members waiting in line to get into the building were smoking joints. Yeah, they said, “We want Conan to be funny whether he’s funny or not.”
- Conan O’Brien
Quotes - Famous Quotes said,
June 7, 2006 at 8:28 pm
Quotes - Funny Quotes
Quotes - Funny Quotes
Two lions broke loose in the zoo and were eating a clown. One lion said to the other …
"Does this taste funny to you?"
- Unknown
Some audience members waiting in line to get into the building were smoking joints. Y…