02.27.06
Fred Allen Quotes
Fred Allen Quotes
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
- Fred Allen
What’s on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?
- Fred Allen
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
- Fred Allen
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people that annoy me.
- Fred Allen
