03.28.06
George Carlin Quotes
George Carlin Quotes
When cheese gets it’s picture taken, what does it say?
- George Carlin
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted?
- George Carlin
There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
- George Carlin
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
- George Carlin
