05.04.06
Henny Youngman Quotes
Henny Youngman Quotes
If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
- Henry “Henny” Youngman
Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears. The doctor said: “Don’t answer!”
- Henny (Henry) Youngman
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
- Henny Youngman
If at first you don’t succeed… So much for skydiving.
- Henry Youngman.







