06.30.06
Henny Youngman Quotes
Henny Youngman Quotes
I wish my brother would learn a trade, so I would know what kind of work he’s out of.
- Henny Youngman
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
- Henny Youngman
I’ve been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife every finds out, she’ll kill me!
- Henny Youngman
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.
- Henny Youngman
