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Henny Youngman Quotes
Henny Youngman Quotes
I’m now making a Jewish porno film. 10% Sex, 90% guilt.
- Henny Youngman Quotes
The other day I broke 70. That’s a lot of clubs.
- Henny Youngman Quotes
“Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears.”
“Don’t answer!”
- Henny Youngman Quotes
A doctor has a stethoscope up to a man’s chest. The man asks “Doc, how do I stand?”
The doctor says “That’s what puzzles me!”
- Henny Youngman Quotes
