11.19.06
Mark Twain Quotes - Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes
Mark Twain Quotes - Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes
I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one
- Mark Twain
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
- Mark Twain
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
All generalizations are false, including this one.
- Mark Twain
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.
- Mark Twain
When red-haired people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn
- Mark Twain
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