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A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
- Carrie Snow
An employee at the automobile factory was fired for taking a brake.
- Ed Montanus
Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports … all others are games.
- Ernest Hemingway
Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.
- Dave Barry
More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.
- Robert Orben







