Car Quotes
Car Quotes
When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I’m leaving.
- Steven Wright
Car Manufacturer’s formula for a successful marriage : Stick to one model!
- Unknown
You should have ten penthouses in ten Park Avenue buildings and in each one you should have a gorgeous blonde waiting to do your every wish and in front of each of these ten buildings you should have a Rolls Royce with a chauffeur and every morning you should get into each car and your chauffeur should drive you to a different doctor and not one doctor should know what’s wrong with you!
- Yiddish Curse
To get to know a country, you must have direct contact with the earth. It’s futile to gaze at the world through a car window
- Albert Einstein
Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore than going to the garage makes you a car.
Dr. Laurence J. Peter
