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Funny Quote- Lillian Carter Quote

Administrator — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 16:48:22 +0000

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself ~~”Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.”
– Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)

Administrator — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 20:52:56 +0000

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object.
–Joseph Addison

Administrator — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 02:28:36 +0000

There is something that is much more scarce, something rarer than ability. It is the ability to recognize ability.
–Robert Half

Administrator — Wed, 11 Oct 2006 21:29:40 +0000

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain
that he’s not the man she married?
~ Barbara Streisand

It destroys one’s nerve to be amiable every day to the same human being.
~ Benjamin Disraeli

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
~ Benjamin Franklin

Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
~ Billy Sunday

Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven’t been able to
find anybody who’ll take what I have to give.
~ Cass Daley

Love – A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
~ Ambrose Bierce

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be
why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
~ David Bissonette

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear
bells, get your ears checked.
~ Erich Segal

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
~Oscar Wilde

Administrator — Tue, 10 Oct 2006 21:07:22 +0000

We only do well the things we like doing.

Colette (1873 – 1954), Prisons and Paradise, 1932

Administrator — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 19:28:12 +0000

It’s kind of fun to do the impossible.

-Walt Disney