02.25.06
Computers Quotes
Computers Quotes
Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of tequila and hand guns
- Carl Gundlach
Computer Quotes
Computer Quotes
A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had in mind
Joseph Weizenbaum quotes
Computer Quotes
Computer Quotes
Computers are magnificent tools for the realization of our dreams, but no machine can replace the human spark of spirit, compassion, love, and understanding.
- Louis Gerstner
02.19.06
phpBB Sucks: Codename: r3b1rth
phpBB Sucks: Codename: r3b1rth
I believe that this quote will be famous one day.
Nobody cares, nor do I think anyone is reading this. Oh well, my life is nothing but failure
- TrashLock
r3b1rth = rebirth
phpBB Sucks: Codename: r3b1rth
Codename: r3b1rth
All big projects have a cool code name. I’ve always wanted this project to be called rebirth, but be written in a cool, hip way. LeekLock found r3b1rth which I think looks totally awesome.
So now, if you need to quickly reference to this project, just talk about r3b1rth. Nobody cares, nor do I think anyone is reading this. Oh well, my life is nothing but failure 
- TrashLock - Lonay, Vaud, Switzerland - Programmer working on a custom forum software totally different from phpBB
Join the Famous Quotes Mailing List01.15.06
Computers Quotes
Computers Quotes
“A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a workstation…”
- Unknown
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
- Unknown
“System Error: press F13 to continue…”
- Unknown
“hAS aNYONE sEEN MY cAPSLOCK kEY ?”
- Unknown
Why My Dog Doesn’t Use My Computer
1. T0o0p hqa5rxd 6tt0[o 6ty[p3e 2w9igtjh ;pa3wds ( Too hard to type with paws)
2. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.
3. Can’t help attacking the screen when he hears, “you’ve got mail.”
- Unknown
“Who is this ‘General Failure’ and why is he reading my disk ?”
- Unknown
“Smash forehead on keyboard to continue…”
- Unknown
Computers Quotes
Computers Quotes
Recently this headline caught my attention:
“A LOW-COST LAPTOP FOR EVERY CHILD -
Effort to link world’s rural poor to Internet with $100 computers gets boost from U.N.” Shivers went through me. Over the years, my wife and I have traveled to more than two dozen Third World countries and have seen children struggling with unbelievable obstacles-hunger, disease, and countless other ills. Amazingly, these children were happy with the little they had. Certainly they needed help-but not low-cost laptops, as trumpeted by the headline I referred to above. That would be like giving stones to someone asking for bread.
- Johann Christoph Arnold
People call me an optimist, but I’m really an appreciator….When I was six years old and had scarlet fever, the first of the miracle drugs, sulfanilamide, saved my life. I’m grateful for computers and photocopiers…I appreciate where we’ve come from.
- Julian Simon (1933-1998) - American Academic
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1000 MPG.
- Bill Gates
Computers - “There is no reason for any individual to have computer in their home.”
- Ken Olson, Pres. of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
It’s my belief that computers aren’t something you use like you would a Stairmaster. You can’t get a workout on it in a half-hour. You need to have it as part of your life.
- Elisabeth Stock - Computers for Youth, as quoted by The New York Times.
“Help! My keyboard is stuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
- Unknown
Life is like a computer, there are many things in it to shape up a good world, but we have to always be alert & ready for viruses.
- Unknown
Its not the computer that screws up - The faulty interface lies between the chair and the keyboard.
- Unknown
To err is human, but to blame it on the computers is even more so.
- Unknown
