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No one can have experienced to the fullest the true sense of achievement |
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and satisfaction who have never pursued and successfully caught his tail. |
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- Rosalind Welcher |
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Work – other people’s work – is an intolerable idea to a cat. |
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Can you picture cats herding sheep or agreeing to pull a cart? |
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They will not inconvenience themselves to the slightest degree. |
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- Dr. Louis J. Camuti |
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A cat sleeps fat, yet walks thin. |
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- Fred Schwab |
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself ~~”Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.”
– Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
Famous Quotes – The Summer Wind, Came Blowin in, from Across the Sea – Tony LaRocca – Poems / Poetry
The wind came blowing from across the sea
The wind came blowing just to look for me
The wind brought with it driving rains
The wind, it blasted out my brains!
-Tony LaRocca
from Poems that Will Never be in an Elementary School English Book
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.
- Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut
Henny Youngman Quotes
I’m now making a Jewish porno film. 10% Sex, 90% guilt.
- Henny Youngman Quotes
The other day I broke 70. That’s a lot of clubs.
- Henny Youngman Quotes
“Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears.”
“Don’t answer!”
- Henny Youngman Quotes
A doctor has a stethoscope up to a man’s chest. The man asks “Doc, how do I stand?”
The doctor says “That’s what puzzles me!”
- Henny Youngman Quotes
Henny Youngman Quotes
My hotel room is so small, the mice are hunchbacked.
- Henny Youngman
There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out
- Henny Youngman
I made a movie with Farrah Fawcett and her dressing room was next to mine. There was a little hole in the wall. I let her look.
- Henny Youngman
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