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No one can have experienced to the fullest the true sense of achievement |
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and satisfaction who have never pursued and successfully caught his tail. |
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- Rosalind Welcher |
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Work – other people’s work – is an intolerable idea to a cat. |
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Can you picture cats herding sheep or agreeing to pull a cart? |
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They will not inconvenience themselves to the slightest degree. |
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- Dr. Louis J. Camuti |
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A cat sleeps fat, yet walks thin. |
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Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.
–Maurice Chevalier
As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did.
–Robert Benchley
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
–Woody Allen
Famous Quotes – The Summer Wind, Came Blowin in, from Across the Sea – Tony LaRocca – Poems / Poetry
The wind came blowing from across the sea
The wind came blowing just to look for me
The wind brought with it driving rains
The wind, it blasted out my brains!
-Tony LaRocca
from Poems that Will Never be in an Elementary School English Book
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain
that he’s not the man she married?
~ Barbara Streisand
It destroys one’s nerve to be amiable every day to the same human being.
~ Benjamin Disraeli
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
~ Benjamin Franklin
Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
~ Billy Sunday
Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven’t been able to
find anybody who’ll take what I have to give.
~ Cass Daley
Love – A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
~ Ambrose Bierce
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be
why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
~ David Bissonette
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear
bells, get your ears checked.
~ Erich Segal
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
~Oscar Wilde
Henny Youngman Quotes
I’m now making a Jewish porno film. 10% Sex, 90% guilt.
- Henny Youngman Quotes
The other day I broke 70. That’s a lot of clubs.
- Henny Youngman Quotes
“Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears.”
“Don’t answer!”
- Henny Youngman Quotes
A doctor has a stethoscope up to a man’s chest. The man asks “Doc, how do I stand?”
The doctor says “That’s what puzzles me!”
- Henny Youngman Quotes
Henny Youngman Quotes
My hotel room is so small, the mice are hunchbacked.
- Henny Youngman
There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out
- Henny Youngman
I made a movie with Farrah Fawcett and her dressing room was next to mine. There was a little hole in the wall. I let her look.
- Henny Youngman
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