There is only one quality worse than hardness of heart and that is softness of head.
–Theodore Roosevelt

Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation; for ’tis better to be alone than in bad company.
–George Washington

The quality, not the longevity, of one’s life is what is important.
–Dr. Martin Luther King Jr

Funny Quotes
Famous Quotes
Funny Quotes

Where we love is home, home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts.
– Oliver Wendell Holmes

What I feel for you seems less of earth and more of a cloudless heaven.
– Victor Hugo?

It’s so easy, To think about Love, To Talk about Love, To wish for Love, But it’s not always easy, To recognize Love, Even when we hold it…. In our hands.
– Jaka

It destroys one’s nerve to be amiable every day to the same human being.
~ Benjamin Disraeli

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
~ Benjamin Franklin

Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
~ Billy Sunday

Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven’t been able to
find anybody who’ll take what I have to give.
~ Cass Daley

Love – A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
~ Ambrose Bierce

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be
why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
~ David Bissonette

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear
bells, get your ears checked.
~ Erich Segal

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
~Oscar Wilde

- Erykah Badu in the Feb. issue of VIBE magazine

Some mothers are kissing mothers and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just the same, and most mothers kiss and scold together.
- Pearl S. Buck