Erma Bombeck Quotes
Let me put it this way. According to my girth, I should be a 90 ft Redwood.
- Erma Bombeck
What we’re really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?
- Erma Bombeck
There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
- Erma Bombeck – “I Lost Everything in the Post-Natal Depression”
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It takes courage to show your dreams to someone else.
- Erma Bombeck
Behind every successful man stands a woman.
- Erma Bombeck
It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
- Erma Bombeck
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
- Erma Bombeck
Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.
- Erma Bombeck
To my three children. If I blow it raising them, nothing else I do will matter very much.
- Erma Bombeck
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Have you any idea how many kids it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen? Three. It takes one to say, ‘What light?’ and two more to say, ‘I didn’t turn it on.’
- Erma Bombeck
My mother would forgive me if I were unfaithful to my husband as long as I polish the back of my refrigerator once a week.
- Erma Bombeck
Worry is like a rocking chair: It gives you something to do, but it doesn’t get you anywere.
- Erma Bombeck
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, ‘I used everything you gave me.’
- Erma Bombeck
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