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What would you get if you crossed a dog with a valentine card?
A card that says, “I love you drool-ly!”

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
“I love you with all my art!”

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
He gives it a valenshine!

What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse?
“I’ve got a crutch on you!”

Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?
I t was a case of guppy love.

What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!

What do you call a very small valentine?
A valentiny!

What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend?
“Be my valenstein!”

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?
Hogs and kisses!

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?
It was Valenswine’s Day!

Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
Sure, they’re very scent-imental!

What did the paper clip say to the magnet on Valentine’s Day? ”
I find you very attractive.”

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
A hug and a quiche!

What did one pickle say to the other?
“You mean a great dill to me.”

Why do valentines have hearts on them?
Because kidneys would look pretty gross!

What did one light bulb say to the other?
“I love you a whole watt!”

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
Ughs and kisses!

Why do valentines have hearts on them?
Because spleens would look pretty gross!

Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
Sure, they’re very scent-imental!

What did the bat say to his Valentine?
“You’re fun to hang around with.”

What did one pickle say to the other?
“Valentine, you mean a great dill to me!”

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
A hug and a quiche!

What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
“I’m sweet on you!”

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?
Because you always heart the one you love!

What did the elephant say to his Valentine?
“I love you a ton!”

What would you get it you crossed a blonde with the God of love?
A stupid cupid!

Why did the cannibal break up with his Valentine?
She didn’t suit his taste!

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- Unknown

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What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day?

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Ughs and kisses!

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What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day?

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A hug and a quiche!

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There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.
- Friedrich Nietzsche

Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don’t know how to replenish its source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of withering, of tarnishing.
- Anais Nin

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young.
- A.W. Pinero

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When love is unknown to you, you know what happiness is, when you know love, you know what pain is, when you lose it you know what LIFE…is.
- Unknown

Why does a man fall in love? Lack of xperience…Why does he fall out of love? Lack of Patience… Then why does he want to fall in love again? Lack of Memory.
- Unkown

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Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.
- Unknown

Love goes toward love.
- William Shakespeare

I feel bad for people who die on Valentine’s Day. How much would flowers cost then, ten grand?
- Jay Leno

I got a Valentine’s Day card from my girl. It said, ‘Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!’ Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.
- Robert Orben quotes (US magician and comedy writer, b. 1927)

Love from one side hurts, but love from two sides heals.
- William Shakespeare

Today is Valentine’s Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
- Jay Leno

They do not love that do not show their love.
- William Shakespeare

If you would be loved, love and be lovable.
- Benjamin Franklin

To-morrow is Saint Valentine’s day, All in the morning betime, And I a maid at your window, To be your Valentine.
- William Shakespeare

From Jesse James to Loeb and Leopold, from the perpetrators of the St Valentine’s Day’s massacre to the Lindbergh kidnapper and beyond, our celebrated delinquents have become a part of the national heritage.
- F. W. Dupree

So long as I can breathe or I can see so long lives your love which gives life to me.
- William Shakespeare

Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile.
- Sean Connery

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