09.20.06
Famous Quotes- Emile Zola
The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola (1840-1902)
09.18.06
Motivation Quotes- Scott Adams Quote
I’m slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can’t motivate people to do things, you can only de-motivate them. The primary job of the manager is not to empower but to remove obstacles.
– Scott Adams
09.04.06
Famous Quotes
I run great risk of failing. It may be that I shall encounter ruin where I look for reputation and a career of honor. The chances are perhaps more in favour of ruin than of
success. But, whatever may be the chances, I shall go on as long as any means of carrying on the fight are at my disposal.
- Anthony Trollope (1815-1882) English Novelist
Most people would rather be certain they’re miserable, than risk being happy
- Robert Anthony
Every man’s work, whether it be literature or music or pictures or architecture or anything else, is always a portrait of himself.
- Samuel Butler (1835-1902) British writer.
The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children.
- Elain Heffner
06.19.06
Useless Quotes
Useless Quotes
Useless Driving Quotes
Canadians may claim to be experts on winter driving, but we still end up with 27 car pileups on highways. It's like NASCAR on Ice (TM pending).
- One Useless Man
Useless Work Quotes
"Work is one of the biggest problems with America these days. People are doing it every day; from the office, from home, even while on vacation. It's practically an epidemic. I say that all of us, like you, should take up arms against the implements of work. Stop work before it stops us!"
- Just Plain Useless - from the Useless Men Blog
Useless Smoking Quotes
Congratulations on trying to quit smoking. All the best to you in your quest. You can do it, and all that other inspirational stuff…
- Another Useless Man - from the Useless Men Blog
Useless Sports Quotes
It's nice to hear from a fellow Groin Puller! It's a dying sport. I've been Pulling Groin since I was 12 and got quite good at it. However, I never really had the drive to go professional and now I just Pull Groin once a week if I'm lucky."
"With that in mind, stay hard and fast. There may be no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in Groin and that's really what it's all about."
- One Useless Brother
Useless Mother Quotes
Since I still have my Mom's Mother's Day card sitting on the seat of my car, I'll consider this the perfect guilt trip, the best gift a Mother could give.
- One Useless Man
Useless Tom Cruise Quotes
Soon, we'll all end up eating at Tom Cruise branded restaurants, oblivious to the reality of the ingredients. Until some poor soul bucks the system and kicks in the doors to a restaurant, screaming, "It's placenta! Soylent Tom is made out of placenta. Next thing they'll be breeding us like cattle for food. You've gotta tell them. You've gotta tell them!" Maybe then we'll catch on. Either way, it's a risky business.
- Any More Useless, I'd Be A Cat
Useless Smart Quotes
When I was little, I thought I was smart. Oh boy, did I ever. Turns out I wasn't. I was simply a smart ass. There's a difference.
- Useless Wonder
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