Funny Quotes
Funny Quotes
On one issue at least men and women agree:
They both distrust women.
- H.L. Mencken
Borrow money from pessimists.
They don’t expect it back.
- Steven Wright
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
- Dave Barry
Always be sincere,
even if you don’t mean it.
- Harry S. Truman
Three can keep a secret if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
One of the problems of taking things apart and seeing how they work -
supposing you’re trying to find out how a cat works–you take that cat apart
to see how it works, what you’ve got in your hands is a non-working cat. The
cat wasn’t a sort of clunky mechanism that was susceptible to our available
tools of analysis.
- Douglas Adams
Never play cat and mouse games if you’re a mouse.
- Don Addis
“It’s a funny thing about free speech: It can’t be just for your political friends. If freedom means anything, it is the one valuable gift you have to give to your worst enemies, in order to keep it for yourself.”
- Doug Christie
“Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.”
- Scott Adams, American cartoonist; creator of “Dilbert”
“The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that
heralds new discoveries, is not ‘Eureka!’ (I found it!) but
‘That’s funny…’”
- Isaac Asimov
