Groucho Marx Quotes
Groucho Marx Quotes
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
- Groucho Marx
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
- Groucho Marx
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
- Groucho Marx
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
- Groucho Marx
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
- Groucho Marx
